Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Randomize
