Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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