I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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