Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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