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the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome

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(217): the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome http://tfl.nu/yox5

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I think my vagina is haunted

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(608): I think my vagina is haunted http://tfl.nu/mic0

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Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.

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(813): Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear. http://tfl.nu/hyjr

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69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle

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(530): 69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle http://tfl.nu/56qq

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Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night

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(773): Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night http://tfl.nu/fbj4

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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.

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(816): Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete. http://tfl.nu/oev7

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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.

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(312): Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season. http://tfl.nu/nsh1

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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?

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(606): Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters? http://tfl.nu/uly0

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Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples

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(641): Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples http://tfl.nu/d5pz

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I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!

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(352): I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas! http://tfl.nu/fx1v

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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.

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(+61): You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette. http://tfl.nu/8wqd

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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.

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(662): I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck. http://tfl.nu/9thm

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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.

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(307): I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard. http://tfl.nu/j9hb

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I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.

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(561): I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left. http://tfl.nu/6w8g

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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.

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(850): Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts. http://tfl.nu/2gw3

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