Writing my paper on freud at bar
Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work