I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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