HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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