I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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