atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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