How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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