I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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