I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he quoted the bible to break up with me
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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