"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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