i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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