gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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