I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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