i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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