Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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