I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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