Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
