you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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