Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
