i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
