We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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