YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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