I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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