But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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