Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
His nipple licking is glorious
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