Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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