Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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