I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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