there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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