I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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