what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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