Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I can tuck mytits in my pants
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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