Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize