Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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