I must be too annoying 4 u.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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