I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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