what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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