sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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