Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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