I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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