youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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