You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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