Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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