It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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