I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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