just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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