if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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