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"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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