I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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