kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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