It's Friday. Sex?
he thought i was a dude.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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