party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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