It's Friday. Sex?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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