i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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