We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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