SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
jump out the window naked night went bad
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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